I was told recently that a cure had been found for being gay.
The only problem was that it had to be administered in my butt. "Sorry" I said. "I just can't take it in the butt.".
"It's just a small prick." they said. "You won't even feel it".
"I've heard that before" I responded as I walked out the door.
"We'll let you know when the oral version is made." they cried after me.
"Don't bother." I responded. "I don't swallow...".
Stay safe folks!
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